My friends don’t believe that I’m funny.
If one of you makes a crack about me not having any friends I will unleash a horde of ravenous raptors (Alliteration! Woo!) on you and your firstborn. I have friends. Goodness.
My friends don’t think I’m funny.
I’m frigging hilarious.
Today while lounging in the choir room office (in a totally educational manner, mind you) I decided to grace my audience with a bit of my completely normal and gut-busting humour in an attempt to lighten the mood.
Random Alto: I don’t know, what?
Me: “We are both lawyers.”
|This is my yearbook picture.|