November 17, 2011

Breaking News

In approximately four hours, two fourteen year-old girls and a "29" year-old "adult" will (most likely) barge loudly into my house where I will (hopefully) be sleeping. I have absolutely no desire to listen to their incessant, Stephenie Meyer-fed insanity and squealing when I should be unconscious.

My excitement is palpable.

At least I can console myself knowing that, as much as I hate Twilight, no one hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson.


  1. Fluffy, harmless fun, Darlin. It cracks me up the vitriol expended on the likes of Twilight and, say, Justin Beiber. Eh...not so bad in the grand scheme of things, when you consider worse evils. Bob Dylan, for example.

  2. Whoa! Bob Dylan is one of the greatest artists in the last century. How dare you put a whiney 17 year old boy above the greatest singer-songwriter of all time!!!