Tonight, I went to the store for my shift, and there were about thirty people camped out at the door. I was half concerned that a homeless village had set up shop in front of the store, until I ran into one of my co-workers in the parking lot. They were in line for the midnight opening on Black Friday. I said they were crazy.

Then, I was talking to another one of my co-workers while we were on register. She told me that they had been in line since last night.

Today is Wednesday.

Yesterday was Tuesday.

Friday is two days away.

Whaddacrap.