I am quickly losing my patience.
Yes, I want to be with you. Although I don't really know what you are (no one actually does), I do know that I want you. So, so very badly. I feel like this could be the start of a beautiful relationship. However, I don't know how much more I can take of you teasing me like this. It's really not fair.
That being said, you know I still love you. I want this to work, but you're going to have to put in some effort too. You know what would be a great sign? If you were to send me my Welcome email telling me I could actually log in.