You just suggested “May’ve” as a legitimate word. Anything I have been holding against you lately is forgiven.
Dear Microsoft Word
PLEASE ACCEPT OSTRACIZATION AS A REAL WORD
I have only used it in, like, a dozen essays up to this point.
IT’S FOR REALSIES, GUYS.
Today, I picked up my senior rally shirt. The rally theme is something to do with music (I think) and because seniors got dibs "we" picked rock as our genre, as opposed to European Electropunk or Whale Sounds. Now, when I got this shirt, the first thing I read was "Sensors Rock." Intuition told me this was wrong. At second glance, I realized that the print actually says "Seniors Rock," which made a bit more sense and was almost semi-witty. I could tell Leadership had attempted to channel AC DC when designing the shirt, but take a look:
That looks like Harry Potter to me.
And it is infinitely more cool that way.
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