Today, a conversation in one of my AP classes went something like this:
[Teacher]: Okay, so who can give me an example of population composition?
[Student]: Like, the trees.
[Student]: Population of the trees, with, like, fruit? Awkward inexplicable hand motions.
[Teacher]: No. Just...no.
I wish I could tell you that this girl was kidding, or a paganistic tree-hugger, or SOMETHING with some semblance of legitimacy.