Something Scary

Today, a conversation in one of my AP classes went something like this:

[Teacher]: Okay, so who can give me an example of population composition?

[Student]: Like, the trees.

[Teacher]: W--what?

[Student]: Population of the trees, with, like, fruit? Awkward inexplicable hand motions.

[Teacher]: No. Just...no.

I wish I could tell you that this girl was kidding, or a paganistic tree-hugger, or SOMETHING with some semblance of legitimacy.

But no.

I can't.

Sigh.