Today in Ancient Runes

Our professor taught us how to ...


Wait a second, why doesn't it say Ancient Runes on my transcript? It says "Math 6" instead... I don't understand. "Math" should have numbers, right? This material just has line upon line of letters and foreign symbols woven together into a writhing and swirling mass of confusion and anguish.

Point is, if I can read it phonetically, it's not math.


Don't get me wrong, I love calculus.

No, what are you doing? Stop! Don't beat me up behind the bleachers! Not again! WHY??? WHYYYYYY?????

Anyways. Calculus is fun. Shut up. It is. What isn't fun is feeling like you've been dropped into the Matrix every time you open your textbook. (After a while, the fall gives you nasty whiplash.) I miss when math made SENSE. 2+2=4. There, we got that. Wait, 2+2=5 for really big values of 2? WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY??? THE BLACKEST BLASPHEMY!




It will be okay if I get a B in this class. It will be okay if I get a B in this class. It will be okay if I get a B in this class. It will be okay if I get a B in this class.